Wednesday, March 18, 2020
The Upside of Self-Isolating (Single Woman Version)
Let your hair air-dry! It doesn't matter now that part of it is wavy and part straight.
Eyebrows looking a little sparse? Who cares?
Hunt up your singleton socks and get some wear out of them. More fun if the colors clash!
Leggings getting a little baggy? Not a problem!
Yes, your hands feel like sandpaper from all this washing. But it's your secret.
You're saving wear and tear on your car.
And adding lots of steps (maybe) on your Fitbit.
Dried beans . . . rice . . . pasta . . . crackers . . . carbs without guilt!
And finally, you know those people you'd like to avoid? Now you can!