This is the limerick I wrote for Bob Barker, champion of pet spaying and neutering. He read it on "The Price Is Right" quite a few years ago. I'm told (by a show staffer) that he loved it and it made a big hit with the audience. But I never got to see it, because I was unwilling to pay $400 for a VHS tape.
Being homeless is surely a bummer.
Every year you delay makes it dumber.
So don't blow this chance...
Put a stop to romance!
Get your dogs and cats altered this summer.
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I love it! Thanks! I wish we could do this for teens...just temp. of course!
LOL...sounds like you have a teen in the house. I've often thought the driving age should be raised to 24. Or 30.
Bravo!!! Well done!
Susan,
It's Jennifer Diskin. Good to connect with you through Dan's 40 x 365 project. I am trying to write everyday. I didn't start out very well. But I am going to be more diligent..hopefully.
You're really milking this ten seconds.
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