I've invented a new poetry form. It's called the Spaiku.
I should be writing
filling the blank screen with words
but instead I'm filling my TV screen with Desperate Housewives
SPAIKU: A poetic form in which the first line consists of five syllables, the second line seven, and the third line does whatever the hell it wants.From the Rumanian word spaik, which means (roughly translated) Hit me with another drink.
Here's my stepdaughter Nancy's:
You don't watch TV
the way the rest of us do
but instead you invent new poetry forms. Go Susie!
Okay, leave me a spaiku...